“Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.”

36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball  (via seabelle)

(Source: shessoprettywhenshelies)

sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

(Source: sansaslays)

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“Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.”

36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball  (via seabelle)

(Source: shessoprettywhenshelies)

gay-for-lesbians:

she is exactly what I aspire to be

gay-for-lesbians:

she is exactly what I aspire to be

(Source: ellenatorss)

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becoming-badass:

my heart melted in two seconds

(Source: rory-williams)

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“Pull my hair and tell me that you love me.”

Michael Faudet 

Follow me here

(via lovequotesrus)
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killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

(Source: icachondeo)

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I am so terrified of you finding someone better than me.
I’m scared one day you’ll meet someone who is smarter, prettier, nicer—someone who puts me to shame.
I am so afraid.

“Some nights I close my eyes and imagine feeling your lips on mine, your whispered words slowly pushing my legs apart.”

Michael Faudet 

Follow him here

(via lovequotesrus)

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feeln0thing:

aphrdite:

texassouthernbelle:

Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher’s Kiss Cam Moment x

Real men turn their cap so it’s easier to kiss

Amazingg

this just made me so happy wtff omggggg

(Source: glassmenagerie)

Apr 12th at 11PM / via: mermaidt4ils / op: glassmenagerie / reblog / 21,804 notes

intensional:

the thing about math is even if you understand it you actually don’t understand it

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veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

(Source: 12-gauge-rage)

Apr 12th at 1AM / via: aubreycaitlin / op: 12-gauge-rage / reblog / 411,006 notes

“I was just thinking about someone else touching you and now I can’t decide on whether I want to break their hands or my own.”

i just want you all to myself, i’m sorry (via the-psycho-cutie)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

Apr 11th at 10PM / via: this--too--shall--pass / op: wienrs / reblog / 130,046 notes